Bitch, Please Greeting Card

Paper Epiphanies
White greeting card with black text that reads "bitch, please" text paired with a hot pink envelope

Bitch, Please Greeting Card

Paper Epiphanies
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Sometimes you just need to vent! This blank card leaves all the space for you to do so to your nearest and dearest about any and everything that you're just sick of.

Fun idea, jot down your "I've had it" moments on one (1) side of the inside and leave space for your bestie to fill out the other side and return it to you. The dramas of life, work, family, and love, we're sure can fill more than a page.

Cover text: Bitch, please

  • Letterpress printing
  • Blank inside
  • Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
  • Hot pink envelope
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